Well gang, it’s been a long time, around 7 months to be a guesstimate.  But some say the end is near, yes some say we’ll see a TOOL album soon!  Seems ironic that our last update 7 months ago was about the same as today.   We still have no fucking clue on when we’re going to see a TOOL album.  Does this make us sadomasochistic?  Feels like it don’t it?  Let’s get to it, the album is coming!

So good to see you I’ve missed you so much

Valentine’s Day was about love and TOOL updates with a flurry of articles to come that indicate more visitors to the studio claiming *gasp* the boys sound great and have gotten all the music done and files have been sent to the HeadMotherFuckerInCharge.   He’s OGT since 92 and gotten lyrics done for all but one song!  Rolling Stones pens a piece laying out all this glorious Maynard is writing lyrics and new music is flowing and new albums is coming.  Then theirs King Buzz and Adams post on March recording!!  Things are finally right in the world of TOOL.

“Words & Melodies 100% DONE on all but 1.Someday we’ll track them. Long way from the finish line, but at least we’re closer.”  Again this is where Maynard takes a dump on the band about their process and really comes off like the dick he is.  But hey it’s the new album and it’s well on it’s way to being done finally!!!

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks

But within days HMFIC removes the tweet and queue the explosions of TOOL fan heads ’round the world.  What’s it all mean?  MAYNARD WHY YOU DO DIS?  We will see new APC in a month and while that’s good news but lets be honest it’s not TOOL and based on the pre-leased tracks it’s not even the caliber of Mer de Noms, it’s this writers opinion it’ll be more like Emotive.  No one knows what’s going on and we won’t until we see a new album, lets face it we’re the donkey and they hold the carrot and keep extending the rod.

I’ve missed you so much.
Came out to watch you play.
Why are you running away?