So it’s been quiet right?  I mean I love TOOL but W T F guys it’s taking FOREVER to get to the golden goose!  The biggest news so far since my last update was our friend and the best lead vocals in the world, Maynard James Keenan, had hip surgery.  I put on my Facebook when I saw it that there’s nothing like seeing your favorite lead singer from the days of high school getting a hip surgery to remind you how fucking old you have become.

Any how been jamming a lot of APC, Puscifer, and TOOL to help pass the time but I need NEW DAMN IT!  I guess we’ll just sit and wait and hope we don’t turn out like this guy!

So only news I’ve been seeing is the usual; Maynard and his wine/Puscifer, Danny at basketball games, birthday parties, and jack shit from the other two haha.  How about we start a little game send me your best TOOL stories and we’ll post them here?!

Hoping and praying for something real and new soon!  Share any news items and your best TOOL stories to [email protected]

Seems more and more “leaks”, bits, and crumbs as we just saw an update on the TOOL Facebook page with a pretty cool accompanying pic!

Based on the post supposedly MJK was saying he’s traveling more to LA to meet with the band and things are going very TOOL like slow and steady.  Not ready for his contributions of “melody and content” but getting there.

Hopefully before we’re all 60 we’ll see this new album!!