I got nothing folks lol.  I thought by now we would see something anything but It’s a week or so shy of June 2016 and NO ALBUM.  At best we have Maynard’s take on Trump, his remarks in March on not being able to move forward, and his memoir getting a title.  All basically a bunch of who gives a shit.  I need a new album, I’m listening to Taylor Swift for christ sakes (ok I know lame excuse) haha.  But seriously we need this album already, so lets hope the guys can pull it together and get this thing done soon.

On another note anyone who ever reads this and digs beer and death metal should try and get to TRVE Brewery in Denver, Colorado and check it out what is the best death metal brewery ever!  Here’s their website check it out.  Good beer and about 6 blocks from Illegal Pete’s if you dig Mexican food too.

Seems the only folks making news is Maynard and Puscifer anymore but we did get a sad little nugget from Rolling Stone’s interview with Maynard, found here.  Basically the implication and short of it is that TOOL have not provided him with any music to which he can write “lyrics and melodies”.  Seems 2016 is going to be what we are stuck with, hell maybe 2017 at this snail’s pace.  It’s become very hard to be a TOOL fan anymore lol.  But we will persevere as that’s what we do right? (or we just don’t have a choice hahaha).

With that aside and out of the way the article is pretty good in my opinion.  I love Maynard’s take on life and humankind.  The societal remarks are one of the few times I laughed out loud reading an interview article.  Brilliant brilliant man our Maynard is, guess that’s why we all dig him.

On to Puscifer, granted only two songs out now from the new upcoming album but I’m not feeling it yet.  I have to say out of the 3 projects Puscifer is the one I have the hardest getting into, I can’t figure it out.  Don’t get me wrong I love a few songs from the various albums (Indigo Children and just about every song on Conditions of my Parole is probably my most favorite album so far).

Well I am out of things to say I want to try and keep this primarily a TOOL blog and there’s not much TOOL goings on.  Take care, be cool to each other, and stay patient.

So it’s been quiet right?  I mean I love TOOL but W T F guys it’s taking FOREVER to get to the golden goose!  The biggest news so far since my last update was our friend and the best lead vocals in the world, Maynard James Keenan, had hip surgery.  I put on my Facebook when I saw it that there’s nothing like seeing your favorite lead singer from the days of high school getting a hip surgery to remind you how fucking old you have become.

Any how been jamming a lot of APC, Puscifer, and TOOL to help pass the time but I need NEW DAMN IT!  I guess we’ll just sit and wait and hope we don’t turn out like this guy!

So only news I’ve been seeing is the usual; Maynard and his wine/Puscifer, Danny at basketball games, birthday parties, and jack shit from the other two haha.  How about we start a little game send me your best TOOL stories and we’ll post them here?!

Hoping and praying for something real and new soon!  Share any news items and your best TOOL stories to [email protected]

Seems more and more “leaks”, bits, and crumbs as we just saw an update on the TOOL Facebook page with a pretty cool accompanying pic!

Based on the post supposedly MJK was saying he’s traveling more to LA to meet with the band and things are going very TOOL like slow and steady.  Not ready for his contributions of “melody and content” but getting there.

Hopefully before we’re all 60 we’ll see this new album!!