If rumors were albums we’d have enough TOOL music for our grandchildren’s children.  There’s very little to go on and it does not seem there’s an end in sight for our wait for the new album. The most recent rumor is the double album rumor which Maynard seems to have effectively shat upon (see here).  True to form it is all rumor and talk no real facts.  There’s only been a bits of good confirmed news lately:

Maynard ‘s biography book tour confirmed
Lets see how long it takes for the Q/A’s to get messy with the “When’s the new TOOL album coming out questions.” Maynard has not demonstrated much patience with questions about TOOL in the past when he’s focused on a non-TOOL project.

King Buzzo speaks of lengthy TOOL songs
That’s fantastic but they have not even recorded anything yet. No actual recording seems to imply a much longer wait than previous expected.

More TOOL dates announced (no where near the Northeast by the way WTF)
It’s always great to see the band and there’s simmering jealously for the friends I have on the West side getting a shot to see the boys live. It would be even nicer to maybe say come to the Northeast and play some shows!!

SO…….NO TOOL ALBUM IN SIGHT!!!
I don’t know when we’ll ever see this album. None of us are getting any younger that’s for sure. I hope they have plenty of wheelchair access in the venues by the time this album comes out and they tour for it.

Ugh I cant take the wait any longer lol, but I will because that’s what we TOOL fans do right?